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They make great passive-aggressive gifts or sentimental ones, if you're into that sort of thing.
We write what everyone's already thinking.
Then we put a stamp on it.
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Takes 30 seconds. No wrong answers. Some questionable ones. or browse all cards below50 states. 20 countries. Dozens of life choices... Zero apologies.
Honestly? Those are often the best people to send these to. The annoying coworker. The passive-aggressive neighbor. The ex who still owes you a blender. Nothing says "thinking of you" quite like a postcard that says what you've been thinking.
Send One to Your NemesisBrowse states, countries, careers, life events, and more. Read the roast. Feel personally attacked. You're welcome.
Premium 4x6 postcards printed on heavyweight stock. Real mail. Real postage. Real damage.
Someone opens their mailbox and gets called out. By their state, their job, or their life choices. Priceless. Well, $4.99.
Sometimes honesty is telling someone they're brave, that grief is love, or that they should be kinder to themselves. Postcards that say the quiet part out loud without the sting.
Someone out there needs to hear this. Pick one. Send it.
Browse All PostcardsReal 4x6 printed postcards featuring brutally honest, humorous roasts of all 50 US states, 20 countries, careers, pets, relationships, and life in general. Each card has a vintage travel poster front and a handwritten-style roast on the back. They make perfect gifts for people who appreciate dark humor — or for enemies who deserve it.
Each postcard is $4.99 with free US shipping. We offer bundle discounts — 5 for $19.99, 10 for $34.99. International shipping rates vary by destination.
Absolutely! Every postcard is standard 4x6 size printed on premium 300gsm cardstock. Just add a stamp, write an address, and drop it in the mailbox. Or frame it. Or tape it to your coworker's monitor. We don't judge.
Some are gloriously mean. But we also have 25 Words of Wisdom cards, heartfelt relationship cards, and genuinely kind messages in our "Nice Ones" collection. Being honest doesn't always mean being mean — sometimes it means telling someone they're brave, that grief is love, or that you're proud of them.
275+ unique designs across 15 categories: all 50 US states, 20 countries, 15 cities, 8 historic towns, 42 "things you wish you could say," 32 "can't trust" cards, 32 words of wisdom, 22 pop culture, 13 pets, 10 careers, 10 life events, 8 holidays, 8 relationships, 8 pet peeves, and 8 stereotypes. We add new designs regularly.
Yes! We ship worldwide. US orders typically arrive in 2-3 business days. International orders take 5-14 business days depending on destination. All orders include tracking.
Yes — just enter their address as the shipping address at checkout. We'll ship it straight to them with no invoice or pricing included. Maximum plausible deniability.
Due to the custom-printed nature of our postcards, we can't accept returns. But if your order arrives damaged or with a print defect, we'll replace it free of charge. Contact us and we'll make it right.
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Last updated: March 2026
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